UT names a non-power five coach in 3.2.1....

My cursor hovered over the CP vote, but it’s just too pretty. Then my cursor hovered over the NP vote, but $18K for a project car? I went with no vote. It’s a total tossup vehicle.

UT was an NFL player mill for years until the end of the Fulmer era and even after (Eric Berry anyone?).

Given your UTK affiliation and username, I believe we were both inmates of UTK at the same time. Let me say this: Schiano will put Tennessee into NCAA violation trouble in a New Brunswick minute. He was loathed at Rutgers by the faculty and was one reason that the current president of that university is there after…

I did. My company was sued in federal court in Newark. I had a wonderful time being deposed because I was the one person who actually saw what happened.. “I can’t recall.” “That wasn’t part of my job.” “It was a funny angle and the sun was in my eyes.” Had a killer Portuguese dinner with my boss afterward where we got…

I am going with Hentai tentacle rape porn as the specific genre. Either that or he screenshots VSCO.

The image of a Boy Scout walking around the tailgate of an Eagles game is chilling.

The worst school fundraisers is a geography thing. Here in Massachusetts, we have all kinds of outright gambling fundraisers. Hell, my son’s hockey team is in on the action with a calendar raffle that, if you don’t sell all the day, you have to pay the balance of unsold tickets up to $100. I just buy all the tickets…

I never saw the cats, but given the owner’s corpulence, I am going with “yes.”

Something tells me she hasn’t seen his flabby ass in a while either.

Fun story: My co-worker decided to sit down with a handle of Old Grandad and his .357. After finishing said handle, he did a bit of personal hygiene and put a round between his eyes. He didn’t call in sick for 3 days, so I called the cops to do a wellness check (he lived alone). They found him with his 5 cats hunkered…

Wait. ESPN still exists?

Not. Enough. Stars.

The NFL still exists?

GODDAMIT. The only BBQ that matters is NC (Eastern). I AM SO LATE TO THIS BRAWL. I HAVE EMPIRICAL EVIDENCE INCLUDING NATIVE AMERICAN SOURCES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKER.

+1 Fuck the Red Wings.

I fucking hate the Habs, but you have to possess balls like bowling balls to do what Nilan did. My favorite part though is world class shithead Patrick Roy skating off the ice and down the hall in full gear to get into the action.

NO. You put your ribs, unseasoned, into your slow cooker for 4 hours on low. after four hours, you heat your grill to a temperature that causes birds to drop out of the sky. You slather your homemade bbq sauce (no recipe for you assholes; look it up) and slap those fuckers on the grill for 5 minutes a side. Then you…

Yeah, let’s not get Europa’d into this mess.

Tennessee Vols fans continue to be a mystery to the rest of the country and it will remain so until the inevitable hiring of Peyton Manning closes the circle of bullshit that is my alma mater’s past 20 years of NCAA sports.