The image of a Boy Scout walking around the tailgate of an Eagles game is chilling.

The worst school fundraisers is a geography thing. Here in Massachusetts, we have all kinds of outright gambling fundraisers. Hell, my son’s hockey team is in on the action with a calendar raffle that, if you don’t sell all the day, you have to pay the balance of unsold tickets up to $100. I just buy all the tickets…

I never saw the cats, but given the owner’s corpulence, I am going with “yes.”

Something tells me she hasn’t seen his flabby ass in a while either.

Fun story: My co-worker decided to sit down with a handle of Old Grandad and his .357. After finishing said handle, he did a bit of personal hygiene and put a round between his eyes. He didn’t call in sick for 3 days, so I called the cops to do a wellness check (he lived alone). They found him with his 5 cats hunkered…

Wait. ESPN still exists?

Not. Enough. Stars.

The NFL still exists?

GODDAMIT. The only BBQ that matters is NC (Eastern). I AM SO LATE TO THIS BRAWL. I HAVE EMPIRICAL EVIDENCE INCLUDING NATIVE AMERICAN SOURCES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKER.

+1 Fuck the Red Wings.

I fucking hate the Habs, but you have to possess balls like bowling balls to do what Nilan did. My favorite part though is world class shithead Patrick Roy skating off the ice and down the hall in full gear to get into the action.

NO. You put your ribs, unseasoned, into your slow cooker for 4 hours on low. after four hours, you heat your grill to a temperature that causes birds to drop out of the sky. You slather your homemade bbq sauce (no recipe for you assholes; look it up) and slap those fuckers on the grill for 5 minutes a side. Then you…

Yeah, let’s not get Europa’d into this mess.

Tennessee Vols fans continue to be a mystery to the rest of the country and it will remain so until the inevitable hiring of Peyton Manning closes the circle of bullshit that is my alma mater’s past 20 years of NCAA sports.

Sumo is, possibly, the most crooked sport in the world and this is a world in which boxing, cycling, Russia, and FIFA exist.

Give my $500. I will give you back $525. Trust me.

Obligatory “Boston is a city full of racists” post with a “WEEI’s morning show does nothing to help that perception” twist.

It has long been a smart Exacta box to put the favorite in with any Leatherbury trained horse. Another is to bet WPS on any Leatherbury horse for shits and giggles. $6 could buy the next round of beers in any given race.

I did not know that about Campagnolo! I was given a team Giant TCR in 1999 when I raced in Pro 1 for a season. When the season was over and I didn’t get my paycheck (CYCLING!) I just told the team manager I would keep the bike. I still have it. It came with Campy Record all around, but I had a spare set of Shimano…

Rotten Crotch you’ll always be