I miss going to Sunoco in Jersey on a 10F day and sliding 20 out of the window to some kid who promptly pumped my gas then forgot to put the gas cap back on correctly causing a CEL

Brian Mcann and George Will cite an unwritten rule about fetch only being allowed below double A and therefore disapprove

Miracles!

Two words: Ozarks. Missouri

Damage, Inc. Go!

How long until Fusion finally hits the ground officially as the Gawker replacement or am I just high?

Didn’t work for Hitler. Trump is therefore intrigued by your idea and would like to subscribe to your newsletter

This all need a gonzo journalism treatment. I’ll be your lawyer. I have a briefcase full of uppers, downers, laughers, and screamers. Ether is easily obtained.

His uncle, Chevy, chased him down for money all the time.

This is delightfully insane

There are prostitutes who specialize in “piggies.” 100% premium.

This is correct, except if your work requires international travel. The last thing the IRS wants a tax debtor to do is not work.

Just sticking it all in a pretty safe REIT like GOV returns ~8-9 percent eternally. Have a star.

I have never see no seen “Titanic.” Multiple girlfriends and wives have tried to trick me into viewings.

Oh, horseshit, all you had to do is take the entire intake assembly off, kiss a silver sword, and sacrifice a chicken to Joboo.

Head gaskets: all you had to do is run Subaru spec oil. /ducks

My father took one on trade. He traded a 66 Vette with a rod sticking out of the block and a salvage title for an Interceptor and 912. The 912 needed a clutch and was promptly flipped for the money needed to fix the wiring on the Jensen. We made a completely new wiring harness, swapped out all the Lucas stuff, and…

It’s intolerant to not tolerate intolerance.

Bombed by bombers he built at willow run.

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