If he gets the ball rolling and hands it off to another show runner the way he did with Asylum, then there's a chance this won't be awful. If he's as hands-on as he is with Scream Queens, then there's no hope for it.

I can't wait to see the "alternative brains" scene.

Shut up, Ryan Murphy.

Plus, it has a bunch of guys in white hooded robes with triangles on the front. I cannot wait to see them in action.

Same.

You have to admit, though, that is a pretty sweet Grim Reaper costume.

I suspect he only wound up doing it because he originally adapted it for Altman in the '70s and it somehow landed back in his lap a few decades later.

Terrific film. Choose Me was my gateway to Rudolph, and I never looked back (although I still have yet to bring myself to watch his Breakfast of Champions — I just don't see any good coming of it).

I'm sure it was at least pitched.

Perfect.

Am I the only one who thinks SNL missed a golden opportunity by not having Jeff Sessions come out in a Klan robe?

I'll take Kevin Smith trying and failing over not trying and still failing.

Hey, Kevin. You ever consider, I don't know, doing something that means something personal to you again? Chasing Amy was a looooooong time ago.

I was waiting until I was in the right bat-place at the right bat-time.

Well, it's a bat time!

Fickle bastard.

Their records were what got them in trouble with National Lampoon, which devoted an entire episode of the Radio Hour to the premise that Cheech & Chong were stealing a lot of their material.

If you stop watching when he exits the picture, you'll save yourself a lot of time and anguish.

I'm always happy to help my Dark Lord and Master.

You are not.