But your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, well, they're no friends of mine.

If this is a just world, Deadpool will walk off with that award anyway. Of course, we know this isn't a just world, so it's anybody's guess.

One movie I reviewed that The A.V. Club didn't is Transpecos, which I caught at a local film festival and described as "a nuanced drama about three U.S. border patrolmen who get in over their heads when they stop a cocaine shipment that wasn't supposed to be stopped." Looks like it went into limited release in…

I'm not the sort of person to get apoplectic about someone's name — especially a fictional character's — but "Reymund"? Are you fucking kidding me?

Oh, I know this one! If I answer correctly, does that mean I get the rights?

Won't lie. I teared up.

If you insist.

I fully support a total ban on absolutes.

Alone in the Dark (1982) / Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars / Mascots / Into the Inferno / Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk / Loving

For a minute there, I thought this site had brought back video reviews. Then I remembered Balthazar, which deserves a Criterion Blu-ray upgrade, hasn't received one yet. Perhaps this theatrical re-release is a harbinger of one.

"Entertaining if somewhat fluffy" is a good description of most Philippe de Broca films.

How do you think I feel? I had to go to the BMV today to get a new license plate and the fucker's picture was right over the shoulder of the person who was serving me.

I've had executioners on the brain all week. Can't imagine why.

Now there's a man who clearly knows what side his bread is buttered on. In the '80s, he would have voted for Reagan. Or he would say he would have voted for Reagan if he could be bothered to vote.

You're right. What was I thinking?

This still works for me on all kinds of levels. Almost makes me wish I watched this show.

The only one these I would ever consider watching is The Prisoner of Azkaban, for two reasons: 1) It has a werewolf, and 2) It has a hooded executioner. And at the moment, the latter is the bigger draw for me.

Also, when he made a crack about the incredible smell she discovered.

It was fabulous!

To be in England in the summertime with my love, close to the edge…