It's called evil, kid.

Tish, that's French!

“I’ll tell you this right now—if his album’s not nominated in no categories, I’m not showing up to the Grammys.”

See also: the casual homophobia.

This was at the Keystone Art Cinema on the north side of Indianapolis. It's part of the Landmark chain.

I wish I lived nearer to the one theater in my state that showed it. I wound up driving two hours both ways to see a two-hour movie.

Nope, no 3-D, which was fine by me. And if I have to be cursed forever, I'm okay with Shin Godzilla being the cause.

I saw Shin Godzilla. I liked Shin Godzilla.

Not to be rude or anything, but you're a fucking jackass.

Plus, it's a based on an unproduced screenplay by Carl Th. Dreyer.

They're not very nice to the human race.

"Nature Trail to Hell" is totally a Meat Loaf take-off.

The first time I heard Oh No, It's Devo!, it was like a bomb went off inside my head.

This. This is how you interest me in a Godzilla sequel, Hollywood.

The AGFA's restoration of The Zodiac Killer just aired on TCM Underground a couple weeks back. It was something weird, all right.

Not a whole lot since An American Carol dropped.

Have you never seen Peter Jackson's Meet the Feebles?

So is Vapor Drawings.

Surprised by the lack of any mention of the Private Music label, which was founded by Peter Baumann (ex-Tangerine Dream) in the mid-'80s. The first half-decade of its existence produced a lot of great music — including Yanni's early records, which I will defend to this day. And his label mates included Patrick…

Well, it's exhausting for those who choose to, you know, prepare for them.