“I got back in my Impala and... now I remember why I bought the damn thing.”

Who’s panicked? And who are “you people?” 

Damn. Fold.

I’ll see your AAJ and raise you a Trucker Jesus.

I’ll see your AAJ and raise you a Trucker Jesus.

I have, actually. And you’re right, I can’t say I came away impressed.

People who spend $17.5 million on a car don’t drive it, so there’s that. 

It looks like something Donald Trump would buy.

“Art doesn’t form to normal value convention.”

“Wienermobiles were meant to be driven, goddammit.”

I never thought I would have the occasion to quote Javad Zarif, but “Color [me] unimpressed.”

The new one looks nice, but it’s too big.  

“no substitute for cubic inches or supercharging”

COTD

Tell ya what I appreciate. The speedo tops out at a reasonable number, instead of reaching a number 50 kph higher than the vehicle can go (from the factory), like my car does, and scrunching the numbers so close together. Gimme something I can use.

“The Kizashi was a great underrated vehicle...”

I don’t know which I’m more jealous of: that you have such a thoughtful and generous fiancée, or that you live in a place that has coconut palms.

I’m having a hard time pinpointing exactly what it is about the BMW X6 that makes me so uncomfortable. This thing is bulky. It’s big. It looks like it shouldn’t function and yet somehow it does. People of the 2010s, tell me what you are imagining with this bad boy whatever-it-is.

Me too. And I could be wrong, but after looking at the first 30 titles, I lost interest anyway.