Your mom is resourceful. Please this to her for me when you see her: ★

They need umbrella dispensers. Pull one out, and another drops into it’s place. Because just one umbrella is gonna get lost or “borrowed” or whatever, and will never be seen again after just one or two uses. 

I’m with you on that.

Same for giant 747s and A380s.

“Forget The Kids And Get Yourself A 707 HP Dodge Hellcat For The Price Of A Minivan 3-Bedroom Condominium After You Factor In The Cost Of All The Gasoline And Rear Tires You’ll Burn Through”

That look’s like a typical summer afternoon/evening here in piedmont NC, followed by buckets of rain. And usually right in the thick of the evening rush hour.

But... but... it doesn’t have a proper manual transmission with a clutch pedal! No fun! No driver involvement! No way!

Thanks for reminding me. Some Jag Mk IIs in that flick as well, IIRC. 

“The Nissan GT-R50 By Italdesign Is The Best-Looking GT-R Ever”

It’s on my list, too. And so is this:

Keeping Up Appearances? Seriously? As Time Goes By rules.

How I avoid 7/4 traffic:

That’s an improvement. 

C5 Corvette z06 looked unfortunately like a kit car when it was new. 16 years and body mods don’t do it any favors. CP.

Minus at least $5K for the mods.

“And then you see your friend in a Miata, and your friend in a Miata is always having a great time...”

Yeah, but a lot of things sound cooler when pronounced with a Japanese accent.

COTD

“If they had a clause where halfway through the day the cars all had to make a timed lap to shut up the haters...”