I know I’m gonna get beat down for saying so, but I thought the original Top Gear was mostly a shitshow. There were occasional clever bits, but more often it was too self-congratulatingly hip for its own good, and the running gags wore thin. The weird setup with the studio audience standing behind them, the…

I love this class and vintage of bike, it looks beautifully restored, but CP for the price. I’m old enough to remember how notoriously unreliable Benelli’s could be. There is a reason it has only 502 miles on it. For that kind of cash, I’d want something I could actually ride, not just look at.

Ferrari Tipo 168/62. Because small.

Yeah. These don’t look cracked or saggy. Leather’s gonna get lines in it. Everybody wants a leather jacket to look worn and broken-in, but then freaks about lines in leather car seats.

“Yup! For the street, smaller engines with a great chassis and suspension are the best.”

It looks cool, but I’d rather have this:

Why is it “unexpected” that a Fiat 500 Abarth sounds cool? Abarth has been making aftermarket exhausts for decades. When I was in high school in the early 70’s, an Abarth exhaust was probably the first mod on the wishlist of every MG, Triumph, Fiat, or other “foreign car” enthusiast.

Those look great.

Pony car, yeah. I don’t know about sports car.

I’m surprised Parmley managed to sell even thirty of them...

“Life is one big, unfair, disappointment innit?”

I bought one, too. As a former NB Miata owner, I can attest that there is truth in the “spirit of Miata” ads.

I’m 58 years old, and just as shameless.

...Links to Fox News and The Daily Caller.

“If you are really poor, you might qualify for public defender...”

I do the very same in a 60-mile daily commute... With all of 148 monster HP in a car that takes about 8 seconds to get from standstill to sixty. Having driving skill is damn important.

He said “grownup.”

While having my 2010 Mazda3 serviced recently, my Mazda dealer gave me a loaded Mazda6 as a loaner.

Oh, yes.

He’s doing his part to perpetuate the Lambo driver stereotype...