What does Shaq think “the next level” is? Like, if I assume Shaq says words because he thinks they have meaning, what could this possibly mean in reference to Donovan Mitchell? Dude at 24 already is top 20 highest paid players and has a stats sheet most NBA players would kill to have

Even if I did believe this, how are you going to work for people who’s entire thing is “we get to have power and wealth because our great-great-great-grandparents said” and be surprised when you’re not fully respected?

It’s a real time saver, the character witness instantly doubled the number of people I know to be racist

they don’t condone “settling issues with our fists.”

Cancel Culture II on the other hand is a very real grassroots movement. I mean there were a couple bangers, but they needed to edit that track list down

That’s literally what a minimum is. Plenty of jurisdictions do adjust the wage upward to account for cost of living

“I fear that reparations would be an excuse for some to say ‘we’ve paid our debt.’”

“Imagine the outrage if it had said “be less Black”!!!”

Oh you’re right that would never happen. Hang on real quick, gotta see what this “Professional Hair in the Workplace” e-mail is all about

BREAKING: Coca-Cola is forcing employees to complete online training telling them to “try to be less white.”

The GOP is like the black and white part of an infomercial right now. Holding someone in your party accountable is admittedly a slightly tricky and annoying task, but clownishly botching it to this degree with multiple chances? They deserve the freely-doubled cheap plastic candidate, even while realizing that having…

I’ll summarize the frustration in a slightly different way: Dems have negotiated against themselves, as they frequently do when looking for “compromise” or “unity” or whatever. Show me the 10 Republican senators who are on board with $1400 checks but not $2000 checks and I’ll happily eat my words (and food when the…

I used to catch my morning bus on the third stop of the route, so it was usually pretty empty. One time there was a guy already on the bus, suitcase packed under his seat, outfit a bit disheveled and head kinda slumped into his phone hand. He was having an above-average-volume conversation with the person on the other…

Is there any more perfect summary than the sticker on her phone? Instead of an original idea, steals an idea from someone else (see also: “Melania’s” speech; inauguration cake), specifically from someone they maintain is a “total disaster”. Instead of a thought-provoking adaptation of the stolen design, replaces…

My dude thought he was going to get a round of applause at the end. You can see the moment he started thinking “maybe I do need their money”

“He’s a great businessman.” Every time shit has gotten too real in business, this casino bankrupting three-peat obfuscates, denies, and blames others until the idiots at Deutsche Bank pick up the tab. He’s doing the same thing with our government.

I’m waiting for all the adults who were supposed to temper the Trump…

Words can’t express how much I’m looking forward to not having to fact check White House communications. It’s the little things, really

“You say you wanna be my leader, I think you wanna be my God
You say you on the side of the righteous, I say I’m gonna hang with the wrong
There’s truth where the filth is, there’s lies in the law
You want a whore in a white dress, I want a wife in a thong”
-El-P

You lost because you thought you could dog-whistle wokeness…

I picked my side.

“A pope is a fraud, a church is a lie
A queen is the same dang thing
You should pray to your fake god that she die.
God really exists? I’ll tell you like this
It reside inside
And anybody telling you different
Just selling you religion, tryna keep your ass in line.”
-Killer Mike

Yeah, let’s be worried about waving our fingers in the air when Republicans spent the last 4 years propping up a failed casino owner while obliterating any small steps of progress made in bringing America into the 21st century. We certainly wouldn’t want to be rude