They have a referral system, you got a code or anything, my man?

Amazing. I’ve never gotten the “I was too drunk so I shouldn’t face consequences” argument to work before, but maybe I just haven’t been committing heinous enough crimes

Amazing. I’ve never gotten the “I was too drunk so I shouldn’t face consequences” argument to work before, but maybe I just haven’t been committing heinous enough crimes

Yet another American blue-collar job that will be lost to overseas labor

This guy doesn’t know his own damn history. Iowa drafted the largest percentage of their population of any state into military service during the civil war... for the Union. Confederates and Nazis killed more Iowans than heart attacks and diabetes do annually. Racist traitorous sadistic motherfucker

Possible upside: gun control becomes more palatable as the Cold Dead Hands-types realize unfettered gun access applies to Scary Black People as well.

“It’s Mein Kampf, it’s now or never”

Why are they making Mayor Pete sound crisp and Michael reverbing like he’s left off Bad and Boujee?

People might not know their origin story, so I’ll relate it here. While they seem like rookies, they’ve been at it for years. After being told to “stick to their own color,” these three queens refused to be pawns in a larger game. They committed to a knightly ritual to practice chess together in order to prove…

Let me tell you how it will go down: they’ll do him like they did Lovie Smith. Management will overcommit to a few players that don’t work with overall coaching plans, leaving little cap space to do anything. Then they’ll fire him because he couldn’t deliver on a plan he didn’t ask for and couldn’t execute.

Somewhere, J…

Unsurprisingly, the man prefers downers.

This is a highlighted story on the school’s website: https://www.sanjuan.edu/domain/8583

When they make the movie of this, she needs to say “NO MORE TEARS, MOTHERFUCKER” whilst shampooing him.

Does it come with Jim Spanfeller seeds, or are those sold separately?

Does it come with Jim Spanfeller seeds, or are those sold separately?

What’s the over-under on actual punishment? I’m going no time after a tear-filled plea and a judge unwilling to ruin her “bright future.” I’m not actually taking bets, I’m worried about my exposure on the under

And to think, just a few weeks ago I thought having Kenny G. ruin the only good track on Jesus is King was the whitest shit I’d ever see Kanye do. It was a simpler time back then

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Let’s not ignore the fact that the dumbass has a printed-out 18 word tweet underneath.

DeShone Kizer is my response to this.

What... what did I just witness. An actual reasonable exchange of information that led to a shift in perspective?

My personal “never read the comments except on The Root” remains intact.