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I spent my birthday (turned 24 a few weeks ago) watching Harry Potter and playing the accompanying drinking game. The tree topper for my Christmas tree is a sorting hat.

Please have Hermione go into politics or the Ministry of Magic instead. Her running a Lululemon just breaks my feminist heart.

Chicken cacciatore.

He sampled the song Children for his ode to sex with an underage girl?!

I’m not even going to lie. If I didn’t work, I’d be a professional introvert and would double up on my boringness by spending more time reading and playing video games.

Before you get on him fortrying to rhyme “penetratin,” you’ve got to understand it was that or trying to rhyme “statuatory,” which is almost impossible to do.

This is exactly my dog any time I let him outside without being leashed. Even at the end when finally getting caught, my dog rolls over onto his back just like that. It’s like “HERE’S MY BELLY DON’T KILLLLL MEEEEEEEEEE”.

Lol, um...no. Gang rape of two girls of minor age, sanctioned by an illegal council, would not be allowed in Germany, not even in a crazy neo-nazi dominated rural shithole in the middle of nowhere.

This one?
Btw, as a grey you can still post images - people just have to bring your post out of the greys, like normal.

If being "hot" was your job, and only requirement in life, and you had unlimited time, money, and resources, you would be.

holy shit, what.

True story. No names or locations are used.

Actually the academics at UC are widely regarded as the nastiest, cheatiest, pettiest and most vindictive in the world. In academia. That’s really saying something.

Hey, asshole, the U.S. is his fucking country! He’s Puerto-Rican, not Mexican. Why is he responsible for Mexico having good government any more than you are responsible for Greece or some other majority-white country having good government?

Fucking vote already! You have the freakin’ numbers to own the South and this country today! You and the Democrats could OWN Texas if you voted...you’re a majority there! Same in Arizona! The GOP would have to come crawling on it’s hands on knees to you begging for forgiveness and completely disavowing the racists in…

I’ve been suuuuper impressed by Too Faced recently. I feel like they have really stepped up their game. I’m sort of obsessed with their Melted line.

Cosigned. Black looks all right on me, and I wasn’t so sure about the switch to brown until I went to Sephora and tried out a few dark browns. Hot damn, the difference is amazing. Dark brown eyeliner on my face for life, please and thank you.

100% in disagreeance with the black eyeliner over brown. Teenaged me slathered that black eyeliner all up in dat waterline, adult me is a little more subduded and does a touch of brown on the outer corners. The only exception is liquid eyeliner (don’t try to sell me on colored cat eyes).

As someone who really like the Chainsmokers, this movie basically reads like a bio of the Chainsmokers.