So, I’m a dog groomer, I work with several other groomers. Last weekend we had 90+ degree heat and tons of humidity (for Michigan at least).

I think she wants you to think it's fascinating. I think it's actually that she doesn't come off terribly well when she's unscripted.

There’s a part of me that feels very sad for Kim. Being great looking can go on and on. But not being flawless. And there are literally thousands of images out there highlighting something fleeting and impossible to recapture. Maybe she’ll be pragmatic about it. But I think I’d be haunted as I aged.

I made a pair of pants out of duct tape when I was in the eighth grade. Even though I matched up all of the adhesive parts together, I still got gunk all over me and I broke out in hives from it. That ended my duct tape fashion escapades.

This is the story of pregnancy in an afternoon.

Stodden is kind of like herpes. Sure valtrex suppresses it most of the time, but every once in a while your itching and you know you shouldn’t but there it is again. God damn it herpes.

My pregnant sister made the exact same face as Kim when she found out it was not advised for her to go jet skiing, even very slowly, when we were at the lake a few weeks ago. Then she had a huge piece of cake, cried and took a nap.

As a amateur ornithologist I would be very disappointed if the plazas close.

How do you misspell Brooklyn so badly?

Shut down Times Square. Knock it down and install grass and trees.

I am so happy with my own decision to NEVER PUSH A HUMAN BEING OUT OF MY BODY EVER IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM. I become more comfortable with it with each passing year and terrifying article.

THIS WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS AND HONESTLY PROBABLY TOP TEN ESSAYS I HAVE EVER READ ON THIS SITE I LEGIT CRIED LAUGHING

Amen to that. The only thing I snarked in my head over was

Congrats! And a pre-emptive FUCK YOU to anyone that shows up trying to judge you for this.

I think it mainly suggests there was a very strong case against him.

It’s just so shocking and disturbing. I feel bad for his family. I don’t feel anything for him because he’s a scumbag.

The asshole “experts” kept blaming her for the problems in their relationship. That REALLY bothered me. He was screaming in her face, and they told her that it was because of her communication issues. WTF.

and you talk to yourself.

I can't believe I just admitted to watch this crap...

My husband has called him “the wife beater” since the 2nd or 3rd episode because, “it’s only a matter of time.” Dude has some SERIOUS anger issues.