Saying “I Don’t need to say ‘I told you so,’” is the biggest told you so of all.

Also tell her to avoid “Before Midnight.” Has a lengthy monologue about kitten murder.

You write it as Troy McClure’s biopic

It’s good to see him acting again, but I seriously think he found his true calling in audiobook narration.

BenDeLa’s absense is felt. None of these bitches have been as good this season.

Midge & Moose are cute. I am glad that they didn’t die when the Black Hood killer gunned them down at point-blank range in their car.

As of this episode I officially don’t give a shit about any possible couple on this show other than Cheryl and Toni

Ugh to this episode. I will give them credit for finally giving Kevin/Josie (and Moose and Midge) something to do and maybe some progress or explanation about what exactly is going on with Kevin and Moose. Though in hindsight it was really only about 6 minutes total, and the CW/Berlanti probably allowed it because it…

Quick question: Why are you reading movie reviews at The Federalist?

It is an injustice to paint these parents in any other light than grieving fucking parents.

I really enjoy the My Dinner with Andre board game.

I tuned into the ceremony about an hour and a half in, so all of the “I guess I’m just giving up on the jet-ski” jokes in the acceptance speeches went totally over my head.

I’m SO GLAD that Get Out won best original screenplay, because that script was one of the tightest, best, most layered ones I’ve come across ever.

Ooo boy, I haven’t seen all of them but I have seen The Shape of Water. I can see it winning if it came out in like...2003 but damn. I’m surprised it won. They’re playing it safe. It was a lovely movie but sort of reminded me of poor man’s Amelie or Matilda more than...something that...sticks with you or feels new and…

Someday they should have a one time Oscar category for Best Performance by an Actor Playing Winston Churchill where only the Queen of England gets to vote.

I was hoping Get Out would pull off the upset and win Best Picture or Jordan would win Best Director. Glad he won Best Screenplay though.

His Winchester highlights:

“This whole movie should have been a deleted scene!” - bitter Star Wars fanboys

Women don’t owe you shit.

Oscar voters are just like everyone else, they are lazy, or busy. They vote for what they’ve seen or what they’ve heard is good or the movie their friend(s) worked on. I’d be surprised if very many voters even see all the best picture nominees.