Narcissists can never be wrong.

“Not only is this thing I stole because I thought it was funny NOT actually funny, but it’s not funny because you’re WOKE, wahhh woke woke, everything I don’t like is WOKE, crediting other people for things I steal is WOKE”

Cults and narcissists don’t really thrive on humility.

Don’t forget tunnels. Despite somehow making them demonstrably less useful than the existing subway and automotive tunnels already in use, the Boring Company is some sort of technological feat.

one of the most innovative men to ever live.

Poe’s Law.

“Yawn, another (liberal) author for a video game website trying to take a hit at one of the most innovative men to ever live.”

Never takes long for a Musk bro to show up and post something cringy and hilarious.   

Was gonna say the same thing.  Musk doesn’t believe in giving people credit because if he did he would have to admit he has never created a single thing, he just buys into other peoples shit

Convince me Musk isn’t just a slightly smarter “tech bro” version of Trump.

“Woke” is another word co-opted to be an insult, in a long line of things people co-opt because the truth behind the terms and/or discussion make them uncomfortable.

You’re missing so, so many other good tweets from this.

I really don’t understand this guy. He’s rich, he owns several companies, he has the ability to go anywhere and do basically anything, why is he shitposting on Twitter?

He’s insanely rich because he started out ridiculously rich because of apartheid South Africa, I think you can guess

When you’re an insecure narcissist, the likes are the only thing keeping you going. Otherwise what are you left with? Self awareness, which leads to the disappointing realization that you’re an edgelord that no one truly likes? Fuck that!

Famous Asshole: “Hey, look at this funny thing I found, 95 million followers.”

So how is “being woke” a lie?

Imagine being that rich and that thirsty for attention. 

I used to get weirded out. Walking down the street at night, woman crosses obviously to avoid me. Walk into a conversation in Spanish that suddenly turns into guarded, carefully worded English. That sort of thing.