This one is a much better article than the last one published on here that made Hammer sound like the victim.

OH women’s bathrooms are normally DISGUSTING. I’ve worked in an office where someone shit on the floor... where there was just an entire roll of toilet paper unrolled and in the toilet on a pile of shit... where people have left tampons floating or blood all over the seat.

My guess: the agent is a Trump loyalist, and making a mess at Obummer’s house will be his go-to story for years to come.

Speaking of riding a segue...

Crown Royal timely bonus:

I’m guessing you don’t have nearly the variety of Limon and spicy potato chips as I do either, because now that I live in Oregon there are tons I never saw in Massachusetts.

The Right Wing Outrage Machine only works if you remove any and all context from whatever their outrage du jour is. It’s functioned like this for years. Remember when they got all mad about Obama saying “you didn’t build that”? The full context reveals that Obama was talking about roads and bridges and the public…

“...who claimed that if Cooper actually knew Trump voters, he wouldn’t be so quick to try to insult them with stupid cultural stereotypes.”

“This guy can go fuck himself.” - Black people, Native Americans, Latinos, Asians, LGBTQ community.

Here is a moment of levity and heart:

“Definition of ‘countryside’: to kill Piers Morgan.”

I’m voting for Biden, however my preferred ticket from the start has been Massive Stroke/COVID-19 2020.

Technically they don’t have to die, they just have to be incapacitated. I personally like the idea of Trump and Pence coming out of COVID-induced comas to find that they lost the election, Biden was inaugurated the day before, and by the way, the New York Attorney General would like to have a word with Mr. Trump.

This is the first time Melania has been positive around Trump in a long long time.

I’m sure all our thoughts and prayers are with the coronavirus at this diffcult time.

Starred for starring Lizzie Bennett. 

Republicans present an entire Grand-Guignol of atrocious things to say about Chelsea Clinton and Sasha and Malia Obama.

Mr Yuck!

Starred for Lizzie Bennett. 

Ivanka’s roots always need touching up. She’s no more a natural blonde than Resident Rump is. And who the fuck at age 74 has yellow highlighter pen-colored hair, when if you look at photos of him up to age 60-something you can clearly see that his hair was light brown!

Megan, all I saw were two sister wives who looked pregnant.