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So you’re saying “Stick a fork in the fucking Simpsons for fuck’s sake”?

This is probably going to end up being an unpopular opinion but...

This feels like a best-case scenario, right? “Hey, I didn’t realize the harm I was causing, but now I do and I’m genuinely sorry. I’m hoping we can all learn from my mistake and do better because it’s important.”

I like that at CNN, the headline for DMX’s passing is above the passing of Prince Phillip. I’ll take a rapper who clawed his way up who struggled and became an artist who spoke truth and poetry, over a fucking royal who had everything handed to him.  DMX was given half as much time, but did so much more.  

While she still could get stuck in a bad movie, Waller-Bridge is just great definitely makes this more interesting. Even though I was severely disappointed by Crystal Skull, I’ll watch this movie no matter what.

I love her. And also John Williams is coming out of unofficial retirement to score it?  How can I be so excited to hear news about a project I don’t want to happen?

Fun fact: events in the Sarducci-Verse are canon in the Ray J Johnson Cinematic Universe.

I hear we discover the face melting scene in Raiders was based on young Steven witnessing his dad having a mishap with the grill and too much lighter fluid.  

Once stayed at an Airbnb where the bathroom had a massive window right into the living room -- no curtains. I assume it must have been a sexual thing because anyone in the living room could see right into the shower.

I once looked at a house, a standard rectangular post-war bungalow. Or at least the main floor was rectangular. The basement was L-shaped, and the walls around the L sounded rather hollow. We tried asking the selling realtor about that who merely retorted “I don’t know what you’re talking about, no one else noticed

My apartment has a full size window in the shower, right onto the backyard. The neighbors have...come to an arrangement.

If you don’t realize that Kanye West still has enough fans (and the train wreck element too) to make a $30 million documentary worth the investment, what are you doing writing for a pop culture website? This will be hugely popular.

I’d happily watch a Kanye doc right up to and including Yeezy. His musical and personal journey to that point is pretty interesting. Not super interested in the half-assed music or descent into right-wing and fundamentalist Christian madness that came after that

I certainly don’t see porn stars of today as any kind of sexual threat and I enjoy their work. Why are you talking about it from this generalized perspective when it’s just yours?

That strikes me as a pretty weird interpretation of just about everything happening here.

My two great Uncle’s who were together 65 years met during WWII

Absolutely delighted that you called this out.

It shocks me that there was anything shot for Hateful Eight that wasn’t in the theatrical cut.

i don’t get the hate for this movie. it’s an uncomfortable topic and i was dreading the ending...until we got to what turned out to be a glorious ending.  this movie is why spoiler culture is bad.