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A lot of Nazis are pro-Israel to the extent that its a good smokescreen to hide the antisemitism and, like the Israeli government, also hate Muslims.

Mumford & Sons’ banjoist Winston Marshall

A friend of mine was working backstage when Johnson was playing Nathan Detroit in a London production of Guys And Dolls in about 2006. Said he was very nice, quite quiet but friendly, but after one Saturday night performance put the word round that he was going to catch the late show of Casino Royale, which had just op…

I mean nobody here likes James Corden either yet he’s got his own show.

I think it’s the foreign accent. Slap a foreign accent on a reading of rhe constitution, and many of us would confuse it with The Koran (in large part due to an equal, textual lack of familiarity with both).

I was amazed Britain let him back in.

I don’t remember that. Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Bush, Obama, Biden, yup. No Trump.

If Piers Morgan could’ve benefitted from a system as asinine as the Electoral College, we’d probably only just now be getting rid of him.

Half the joy of Columbo is looking for young stars.  The other half is Peter Falk’s portrayal of Columbo.  One of the best characters to ever be on TV.  Watching old Columbo episodes has really helped this past year.

Ben: “I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!”

Well I’m sure that someone who is desperate and is fooled by the idea that a British accent equals intelligence will pluck him up in no time.

Ah yes. Piers Morgan truly has the right to act huffy because someone made “personal attacks” against him. I cannot understand where someone would get the idea that such behavior was acceptable on his show! 

Y’know what I hate most about modern life? That “I’m just a gleeful, loud piece of shit” is legit resume fodder.

Piers, accept the fact that Markle used you to get access to a party with people she actually wants to talk to, be grateful she didn’t call you out for being the cunt you are and please, fuck off. Preferably to a busy highway.

♩ ♬ When I was 17, it was a very good year
It was a very good year for mean girl tweets
And complaining about rights
We’d start internet fights… ♩ ♬

That is a good point about the darkness of Trading Places. I love that movie (excepting the blackface scene, which does not hold up) but it never really occurred to me that everyone in that movie is kind of a dick. Murphy and Aykroyd are nominally the heroes for screwing over the even bigger dicks. That said, I think…

Now now, he could have some other, more realistic name.