I would have agreed with you until I watched a documentary about early Nickelodeon. They interviewed either Klasky or Kupso and they basically said “the network thought the animation was too off-putting and ugly, and I said, well, so are babies.” It kind of sold me. 

I’m not surprised that Musk has a loyal fan base; there’s never going to be a shortage of rubes who will line up to lick the boots of a rich asshole out of the delusional belief that they’ll somehow benefit from his largess (even if only through osmosis).

One of my all time favorite movies of its type. I particularly love how Matthau is never armed and there’s no cowboy bullshit. Just a really clever transit cop using his smarts and doing detective work.  

My sister watched the first episode of this and a witch came to her and said she was going to die in three days if she didn’t cancel HBO Max. Coincidence? Maybe, but my parents are elderly and I didn’t want to put them through the grief of losing a second child, so I canceled HBO Max right away. 

I’d like to think it’s a mix of Everybody Hates Chris and Fighting With My Family (cameo by Mr. The Rock). I won’t watch it, but I’m charmed by that nonetheless. 

I personally think Jackie Brown is far and away his best, if only because Max is so far beyond the normal QT character. He’s ultimately kind-hearted, self-aware, and uncomplicated, which is something Tarantino normally has zero interest in presenting on screen. 

Is this the place to ask what the fuck is going on with displaying article chronology? Because it’s really hard to sustain cancerAIDS when you can’t even find recent articles from the homepage.

I had a similar experience, but it was in Philly with college classmates who weren’t from there. It didn’t make me more self-conscious, but it did make me aware that everyone else’s accent sucks. 

The Philly accents are astonishing in how bad they are, but I’ll take Blythe’s southern accent over Guarnere’s whatever the fuck that is (Sylvester the cat by way of Brooklyn?) any day of the week.

It doesn’t help that reporting on this and similar stories invariably uses the vague “racist/offensive hand gesture” and not, “OK sign,” because then they’d have to qualify it by saying “OK sign that is no longer an OK sign because some 14 year olds took a break from masturbating into a cartoon character pillow to…

Having a physical version of a computer animated character that looks faker than the animated version could be a metaphor for fight scenes in Marvel movies.

She has a neuroscience degree, which is the academic equivalent of a sports medicine major for people who weren’t allowed outside as a child.

“dril told Vice that he “was told to read Infinite Jest to prepare for the role [and] i accidentally ordered a book called Infinite Zest instead.”

I get that divorces can be nasty, petty, and vindictive, and that children can easily become pawns in that, but if her desire to keep him away from their kid is so strong that she comes back from the dead just to get custody, surely that guy’s up to some really bad shit, right?

I’ll happily watch this even if that trailer isn’t great. He’s one of the few current comedians who absolutely thrives on making an offensive joke that just dies without crossing the line into just being a hateful asshole “truth teller.”

It’s especially a flagon for both vampires and Armies Hammer.

I call bullshit, a menstrual cup is not not a flagon. 

Is there actually someone out there who wants a reboot of a shittily animated ripoff of The Honeymooners (but this one has puns that aren’t actually puns!) that existed primarily as a marketing tool for cheap cigarettes, shitty cereal, and vitamin chalk?

Ironically, out of any critic, Ebert would probably be the most supportive of Citizen Kane and Black Panther having the exact same rating. His whole philosophy for most of his career was that films should be judged against how well they succeed at what they set out to do, rather than how well they stack up against the…