I drink too much. No one should ever keep a reserve of cricket knowledge just in case they have to talk cricket in a bar.
I have never experienced such pure joy in my life.
It felt weird. I’m a very conscientious driver, but in the back of my mind, I was like, “fuck you all. Come at me mother fucker, I’m merging this shit. Your Miata? I wouldn’t even notice that until I washed this thing and found you there.”
And internally you’re screaming “OF COURSE IT’S JUDY FUCKING GARLAND” but you don’t want to say that out loud, because taking a correcting people about Judy Garland could be awkward in a strang bar.
Older man: “Where you from, son?”
It’s been so long since I’ve been carded that I didn’t even think about it. My hotel bar closed. I brought cash and an Amex card to another bar in case I got rolled.
In college I dated a woman. It’s a long story and worthy of its own story. Anyway.
The husband just wants to watch bowling, but the wife keeps grabbing him and saying stuff like “talk to our new friends. You’re rude.”
I’m surrounded by couples and I’m two beers away from calling it a night. What’s up with you?
Jesus Christ you have the worst fucking roads I’ve ever seen, and I’ve traveled in third world countries. Maybe you should spend less money on ten commandment roadsigns and more on road maintenance, eh? I mean, this is a nice enough state, but your roads are fuuuuuuuuuucked
Leaning between two patrons trying to make out draft names. “Oh, don’t mind me, I’m just trying to read the beers.”
This is an email I received from someone at one of my former jobs. Apparently, they need a file. What file? I think I’m supposed to guess.
I was talking to this guy who works for a marketing firm. He’s “semi-retired” and just came back from Michigan Speedway where he set up an advertisement for an insurance company. Apparently, he does a lot of car related marketing things, which, until about a decade ago, included driving a monster truck. He also runs a…
They’re quietish and have fewer people between me and my booze. Plus I can charge it to my room, which makes money feel not real.
Let’s assume all things being equal, like getting enough rest and not being tired.
On Friday I switched car insurance to Liberty Mutual, because it was cheaper than what I was paying even with higher coverage.
I was having drinks with some people after work and we were talking about field work and someone was talking about going out in a Deux Chevaux.
Digest email sent from LinkedIn about the most popular discussions in my alma mater’s alumni group