You hand in your ticket, and you go watch the geek. Who immediately walks up to you, when he hears you speak. And says: “how does it feel? To be such a freak?” And you say: “Impossible!” As he hands you a bone. Something is happening here, and you don’t know what it is. Kinja doesn’t limit the number of characters in a headline, Mr. Jones. 

Don’t make it a things, dicks. I’m just pointing out the the Kinja inherent in the system.