This is my favorite Oppo story: Here's a story of when I got old, so you, Oppo, can realize when you get old. 

I was with some friends in their apartment watching TV and drinking, when someone said they wanted pizza. Being sort of drunk with two women, I volunteered to find pizza before I was involuntarily volunteered to go find pizza. You’d be surprised how hard it is to find pizza in New York uptown around midnight on a…

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