Why wouldn’t these dipshits just sell the cars after seizing them? Effin’ governments all over the world are the same in that regard — waste, waste, waste.

Congrats to Indy, but I’m not sure how well his experience in training fancy dogs will play with a larger animal.

The name Ernie Grunfeld sounds like a name adult voiceover Kevin Arnold would mention when talking about the summer the new kid moved in to the neighborhood on the Wonder Years.

Anytime I need to specify if its a V8 or V6 for friggin wiper blades

Going by who I’ve seen working behind the counter of most parts stores, I disagree.

depending on how you look at it... seems like David had the best store experience... he got head for free.

The new GT3 RS has 520hp and no turbos!

Obligatory.

It was to be expected. He should not have let everyone know he’d be out of town last weekend.

It’s a trailer for the new horror movie “Super Bowl Sunday”. It’s like “Halloween”, but instead of Michael Myers, it’s Aaron Hernandez.

Meanwhile in the booth with Al, Chris is unsure what constitutes a burglary.

Damn right he was robbed! Illegal shift on that TD to Foles!

Now that I’m compelled to imagine the interior of Gronk’s house, I’m guessing he shares the design sensibilities of Josh Baskins.

Ten bucks says he legit called the cops to drunkenly report that the Super Bowl had been stolen.

“I want to look that asshole right in the brown eye” -Gronk

Did he see his shadow? I think we’re in for 69 more weeks of winter.

The suspect was apprehended after he tried to pawn 9 Jerky Boy CDs.

Police left after discovering that “burglary” is just what Gronkowski calls a cookout.

Dammit, I was going to say “D-Span Channel 69 is where Boston goes for its 24/7 Gronk News.”

That is not the two digit number I expected to see on Gronk’s front door.