Worry not, Torch. He’s the guy who drives an electric self driving CUV and not a Jalop, so don’t get too offended. It’s only normal for that....species.

I kinda feel more like a Captain Obvious...

Otherwise I wouldn’t have asked, duhhh ;)

Why are you leaving? It just started getting lit in here....

Yeah. Hopefully the dough starts rolling in, I’ve already put 25 of my very own Bitcoin into it.

Jason, do you use a blowTORCH to warm up your cars?

All of it

Yeah. Especially since it’s 2018.

Yes

They should shove their money into my currently unborn car company.

You could’ve said that without bringing up WW2. And I don’t need to hear about your life, I could tell you were a Trump supporter without you telling me everything else. And since you took it there, I think it’s important you know that in a decade or so I’ll be head of my own car company and will be far more…

Took you long enough to answer, did you finally figure out how a phone works grandpa? And you’re telling me to grow up? You’re responding to something from over a week ago and can’t stop living in the past, kinda like your first post. You, sir, need to grow up.

Hell,I just need a car!

My grandparents’ MDX (R.I.P.) agrees with you too.

Is it me or does it seen like news about the Jalopnik staff themselves is way more interesting than anything else on this site?

Yup, as a gearhead I totally get what you mean. ;)

Same here, although it was back during his $600 Moab build. I forgot the codename as of right now though.

Want my honest take on this? No? Too bad.

This. But I can also see why they’re bringing that up though, for the sake of the nameplate’s history.

Heh....slammed.