Bro just shut up and eat some LSD ;)

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Username checks out. +1

“I’m just a cranky, bitter old bastard.”

Yes. And buy the manuals. And the wagons. And Miatas. We’ve heard this already, man. It’s the Jalopnik Code of Conduct!

It’s pronounced anus

Why are you here? Why are you on this site if you don’t like the content? Is it really so wrong for someone to have an opinion on something? Sheesh!

Take your own advice.

There were car phones and people saying the world was gonna end in the ‘80s. Fast forward 2017 and I realize: we aren’t getting anywhere in society.

I went offroading with my uncle in his Diablo SV. He needed to get from his house to mine but there was an accident blocking the only way out. The other way? A forest. And he so conveniently only had his Diablo in that garage, not his DD that he left at his other garage. The accident that blocked the road really…

It’s a decent car, just still a lot of money. CP

You are mistaken. You mean the Civic Type-R-icer. So in other words, me.

There’s this Miata from the Orlando Festival Of Speed. Where I’ve been while y’all were at Radwood...

That’s where you’re wrong :)

He’s obviously not glad. He was making a joke.

Btw I’ve never heard of a 2914 Scion FR-S lmao

This is a legit NP i think the only one this week.

Name checks out.

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