I’d totally cop me one of these.

(Rotary pending)

I personally don’t do these vans, but this is undeniably nice for the price. NP for sure

Exactly what I was thinking. He is by far my favorite Jeopardy contestant ever, and as soon as he said his dream car was that wagon the ABSOLUTE FIRST thing I thought was, “JALOPNIIIIIIIIIIK!!!!”

Where’s the Kia Stinger GT? Well? Explain yourselves or no dessert!

Torch, I got it. For sure. I know this is late but I’m certain of it. It’s a 2014 Volkswagen Jetta. The chrome trim on the windows is only at the bottom, it has the turn signals on the mirrors, it has those distinctive taillights and the headlight shape checks out, as well as the hubcaps. I sounded off at Oppo about…

“Which means, for $4500, you’re getting a manual, five-cylinder, turbocharged station wagon. That sure checks a lot of boxes if you’re looking for something *edit* Jalop worthy.”

It’s actually really good. I personally would’ve opted for the V8 but the 6 is powerful enough and surprisingly good on fuel. The interior is luxurious and the seats comfortable, the exterior just looks really nice. Who says you need all the options checked? Sure, that’ll be nice but this is good enough, with some…

We in Florida know not of this “winter” you speak of. However, in Chicago where I used to live:

What car? Oh, you mean the Karin Sultan RS from GTA 5? Yeah, now I know what you mean!

Dude, you say it like staying at your dorm and watching porn isn’t something college guys do.

If it was in Chicago, you would’ve seen my old neighbor’s Cressida there. It looks EXACTLY like the one above, it’s a real beauty.

He ran into Nikola Tesla on the road? Were they both trying to cross?

I don’t know why, but I find it extremely insanely crazily fucking hilarious that you have an apple of all things in that cupholder. Or should I call it an appleholder, for your sake?

Me likey. Needs Type R-icer badge.

To be honest IB got me fucked up. But it apparently helps in the long run so shit why not? Also YES GT with the Logitech steering wheel and PS2 and all that good shit. Thanks to my dad for letting me play when I was little.

No disrespect whatsoever but there were comments with over 250 stars in less than an hour that made many people laugh. But I guess it’s not based off of stars. Congrats to Stephen and son of a motherless goat.

But he’s cruising ON the SAVANA....get it?

You must mean the Mazdayota MR2DeLoreanIntegra

If they really wanted to be unsafe, they would have to be INSIDE this van.