Amen.

My dad had a 2003 Stratus, the Intrepid was too much for him back then. It was the SXT and was black, I always liked it. My dad didn’t really care much about servicing or being nice to cars so he didn’t service it for 10 years or any oil changes or anything and it ran just fine and even though Chicago Winters and salt…

You better not mess this up. This is your landlord we’re talking about here. If you mess up, then you royally fuck up. If something goes wrong, you could literally lose your home. And maybe even your Jeeps. I know those Jeeps are more important though.

This sounds like the first complete Ferrari, kinda like the Huracan Performante was the first complete Lambo. Nice.

When they won’t tell me anything about the car. For example, when they start saying “I owned this car for years now, it was good to me and I remember when I had this one dog...” Listen, no one gives a fuck about your cat, if you’re listing a car then tell about the damn car already. I want to know about what features…

Yeah, I feel ya man.

I know right?! It’s like saying, “this BEauTiFuL clEEn car ComEs with A DAMN WhEEEEEL!! No OtheeR Car hAs this, get this RaRitY wHile it’s HOT and FRESHHHH!” and yes, they use the stupid capitalization on the stupidest parts ever.

This was the best one I’ve seen today, a real one, if you know what I mean. Super heartfelt and true. This made my day.

Did it Go Like Hell?

My dad had a ‘90s era Escort, forgot the year specifically. It was the greatest shitbox on this planet. He spun out on a highway at 50 mph after lightly tapping the brakes and surprisingly didn’t hit anyone and spun from the left lane all the way to the right by a ramp. He didn’t get stuck until his jumpy ass…

No pic right now, but a 2013 Honda CR-V. The usual.

BOOM! The Pontiac Aztek. Why?

“...who knows what’s next? Big Pumpkin’s quest to crush everything clearly can’t be stopped.”

Damn, that’s a nice Volks. It caught me by surprise when I was scrolling thru Jalopnik and it was a pleasant surprise,only for me to see it won’t be made. That’s basically my life in one post.

Came here for this.

It’s meh with a side of meh and some meh and the front is WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ABOMINATION

Potus

Welcome to the club.

Huh too many big words what the hell I’m sorry I was late for class Professor

Sometimes here in FL my mail gets delivered by a lady in a RHD Jeep Wrangler JK. When I first saw it (moved only last year) I freaked out because that same day I saw a manual RHD Accord Type R(aka Euro-R)and a manual RHD Skyline too. Some niceass cars here in FL, too bad most get crashed in freak accidents of pure…