Oh please can we have the Villager contest next

Not that it matters because the stories are so convoluted and uninteresting.

I have never played Animal Crossing before, but the Villager has already turned into my favorite character.

Dat Final Smash

This really makes me feel nostalgic for the old days. I miss the chats around the junior-high cafeteria lunch table about Super Mario Bros. 2 warp pipes, who got the "best" ending in Metroid first, etc. One kid had actually mapped out the entire 8th dungeon from Legend of Zelda, and we all took turns borrowing it. And…