never tire of this GIF. My dad also giggles like a little girl every time he sees it.

VII is a good game but doesn’t deserve the hype it has. It was just most people’s first. IX was a great game, though. Fantastic, even. You shut your whore mouth. If anything, VIII’s convoluted story makes it the worst of the PS era games which is a shame because the art direction and score were far superior to the…

Holy crap, haha. My Italian tutor (now boyfriend) is OBSESSED with this album! Particularly, Giapponese a Roma. We both bonded on our mutual love of Italian food and anime (and dicks).

You’re doing God’s work.

I’m a flaming homosexual and loved DoAX1. Accessorizing, playing dress up, listening to sweet tunes, playing volleyball. I would tell everyone I knew that this game was a little gayer than I’m sure was intended.

They’re supposed to be in a thicket/forest. That grass on the top are treetops. I know—you really had to use your imagination with games back in the mid 90’s.

Agreed. Sex heightens the feeling anyway, so you might blow your load sooner while with a partner even though you’re not doing anything different than when you go solo.

Well, the III and IV remakes were made from scratch for the NDS and then ported over to iOS and PC. The V and VI remakes were, as far as I can tell, made with the same engine as that abomination known as Final Fantasy Dimensions so as to save money.

FFV opens with a meteor crashing into the planet. That there is supposed to be the meteor.

The only one you’ll need:

Interesting, but not completely unexpected, that they decided to go with someone with a financial background instead of a programming or development background. I sincerely hope that this is the right choice.

I’ve largely been playing around 12-2AM PST which is prime time for Japanese players and I feel it has made me an incredible Splatoon player. I react quicker, I can read people’s actions before they do it, and I’m often top in ranked kills. It’s gotten to the point that I panic a little when I see an American player…

The game doesn’t let you upload it unless you yourself manage to beat it. I’m at least glad Nintendo thought that far ahead.

I play extremely aggressively and I guess I didn’t realize this until I was camping an entire team at their spawn point one time until they finally managed to kill me, and all four of them started “squidbagging” me at the same time. After the initial rage of dying passed, I sort of realized, “Wow, I’m kind of an…

It’s a bit complicated, but yes, I do. Basically, I jerk in such a finite way that it kind of messes up my sex life. When I do it by myself, I usually orgasm within a minute and get on with my day. When I’m with a partner, I either can’t stay hard or can’t orgasm at all unless I’m the one to do it.

It’s like this whole article was written for me.

Any word if the Wii purchases will roll over to Wii U? I have Mario 64, Mario Kart, and Majora’s Mask from the Wii eShop I can’t use anymore because my classic control decided it didn’t want to live anymore.

I need to get to my local rule34 board promptly.

Final Fantasy Tactics convinced me that Jesus was probably just a man that the church deified to advance its own political agenda.