She sounds cool. And, the most popular place a cop leaves their gun is in the bathroom.

Fuck no. And, stop calling me with your fake shit ass charity asking for donations. I’ve already donated, it’s called taxes.

I was wondering about that. What took them so long?

This low rent Shia LeBeouf?

The frozen sausage maker??? Fry em’ up!

I wouldn’t put that past him with a name like “James Deen”. Jeez, the guy even looks slimy and greasy. Fry him up.

I know. I was trying to be nice. The guy’s a yeller but for some reason her young sons still love him because they fear him. So they always ask the mom, my sister for stuff. Then when she buys them the needed stuff like winter coats, he yells why are you spending money on coats??

No kidding. My sister’s husband hides their passports. I mentioned you know who else does that? Sex traffickers. OK, not really hide but puts them away in a place she doesn’t know.

I would be leery of any husband who’s very possessive. Such as ones who keep their wife’s on short leash and must know where she is at all times of the day and have contact with her at a moments notice. Yes, I’m hearing of one guy now who has the wife on a walkie talkie so he would know where she is, when she’s coming…