haha ketchup. I'm from Pittsburgh, the city of Heinz and it's funny that they do all sorts of promotions like this in other parts of the country/world besides the city in which the company operates.

Well I'll be damned. I wonder why they found the most typical person to be male? Certainly, there are about the same amount of males as there are females? Oh wait. In China they favor baby boys over girls to carry on the family name and to get a better job, so they abort/adopt/torture/make daughters disappear. …

Wow, that's pretty awesome. That gave me some flashbacks, that's for sure. I remember I had an "AT&T Globalyst" Tower PC with a 120Mhz processor and a 1GB hard drive. It was one of the first on the market with a 1GB hard drive.

What I meant was that you put a raw egg in there WITHOUT first removing the shell.

There were a lot of losers. Must be nice. I wish I could lose the Oscars.

One of my favorites. It's up there with "Office Space" for the number of quotes that can be used for every day situations... (including for this article).

Sorry, I would have posted a comment on this topic 10 seconds ago, but there was A STUPID RADIO SHACK CHIPMUNK AD THAT WAS IN THE WAY OF ME CLICKING ON THE LINK!!

he's facing a very rocky road...

That wasn't in Cocoa Beach, was it? That city is notorious for creepy ice cream trucks. There's one in particular that looks like it's out of a certain video game. Oh, and half of them are drug dealers, too.

I wonder what kind of servers they'll be using, being that they just DISCONTINUED their own servers. They can't possibly be using a whole bunch of Mac Mini Servers...

haha I can just imagine some clueless suburban dad with the best intentions buying his daughter an EZ bake oven and mistakenly installing a CFL bulb in it. Then his daughter starts screaming and crying because it's not working, and then he gets into a huge argument with his wife over it. Doghouse.

heh. interesting. It would be neat if the jailbreak allowed a cydia/rock store to be able to download apps to the unit. But I guess there'd have to be apps for it first. I digress.

Here's a neat video I found on YouTube that maps all the world's nuclear blasts over time. Each blast is signified by a beep. It makes a nice little soundtrack.

I wonder if Hennessey will be coming out with any more performance packages for the CTS-V. Keep in mind that all the tuner "packages" for cars like that are a total waste of money, especially on a motor as basic and easily modifiable as a supercharged LS motor. They're probably charging an extra 5 grand for a…

haha those are awesome. I would have liked to have stayed on Gizmodo instead of having to go to another site to see what this "article" is actually talking about, but once I clicked the link, and clicked the link again to finally get to the source page, they were hilarious.

Heh. Interesting. See what happens when you search for "communism".

Heh. Well, I'll be damned. Do you have to boil the egg and take off the shell first before putting it in that contraption? Or do you put the raw egg in there, and boil it and it comes out looking like that?

Is it just me, or do the front wheels look real far back in the frame compared to how far forward the rear wheels are. Especially in the second picture. Maybe it'll look better when the rest of the body is on it.