Obligatory Alternate Picks For This Week’s Theme Post:

He kind of looks like you took a Clive Owen mask and stuck it over Bill Clinton, rather than the other way ‘round.

Hm. For a bit, recently, I’ve been on the “IW wasn’t really good” train. I’m wrong.

When you someone host it.

He also kills the resources, like plant and insect life. If he just said sentient life it would be slightly better. But still nonsensical 

I'm a big fan of Ruffalo's "No, but when do I ever get what I want?" response to Tony asking he he wanted a shot at Maw. 

Yeah, it’s hard to reconcile the fact that Disney has gotten used to making billions of dollars off MCU entries with the idea that the MCU can try to do different and smaller stories, but I think this was the plan to. Even in a world where the pandemic didn’t exist, I think Feige would have cautioned higher ups that…

Doesn’t this presuppose that character development can only be things that actually break down the character? Thor lost his eye in Ragnarok, because it turns out that Asgardians are actually mortal after all, even if it seems incredibly difficult to kill them. Losing that eye was a fine development to help him…

Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen?

wtf is peanut butter, banana and bacon sandwich lol

Reasonably smart 6 year-old’s 13 year old sister: “or you could reduce the fertility rate of sapient species by half!”

I mean, that’s an easy fix. Just take the lead from any multi-billionaire who has the resources to address societal ills and ongoing sources of human suffering while still living a life of unequaled luxury and power, yet hems and haws about why their charitable work amounts to basically flipping a single grimy penny…

I love Levar Burton; I love the work he has done (both on screen and with his charitable work); I love his enthusiasm and passion for the hosting opportunity...

(spike lee angrily tweets the virgin mary’s home address)

Unfortunately, this resignation will not be accepted, as it is not in the form of the a question.

Debra Winger might consider hosting Jeopardy! as long as Madonna is not around to turn it into an ‘Elvis Gameshow’.

Although it’s hard to get around how fucking stupid movie Thanos is:

I’m partial to “dude, you’re embarrasing me in front of the wizards”

Kang, reportedly. 

Man, this movie was fucking wild. Deep-dish nerd shit in mostly the best ways, and then it just spanked it all with a downer ending which we knew was going to get undone soon enough but still worked, because it works in the context of its own movie. This movie’s very existence is so absurd, it’s like Star Wars Episode…