I think that the headline should use "reportedly" rather than "allegedly" dudes. C'mon.  It's not an allegation.

...between Jay Johnston’s (alleged) light domestic terrorism...

“Oh yeah,” she said. “I’ve got this movie with Antonio Banderas coming out! That’ll show you!”

Though it should probably be Affleck and Damon on the couch while William Goldman types away at the keyboard.

It sounds like “Misery” for a reason!

Yeah exactly, this article is trying to have it both ways and it just comes off as incredibly hypocritical.

“Just kinda… reporting Politico’s report. With some extra snark.”

- The A.V. Club

A lot of people out there went to one awesome party senior year in high school and seem to spend the rest of their lives trying to recreate it.

Aw, c’mon. There’s always room for J. Lo.

I really don’t get why Affleck touching Lopez’s butt is news.

I had the biggest crush on Lea Thompson when I was a kid and between her almost banging her son in Back to the Future and her actually banging a duck in Howard the Duck, it really messed me up something good.

I loved the Howard the Duck movie when I saw it. I think I was 9. Kids are idiots.

You could tell who the newbies vs the old hands were there for a sec. 

Oh I know what Starz is, I’m just dusting off an old AV Club meme.

Look, I’m all for more people getting the vaccine but I have just one question:

So, how’d it go? Not so great at first.

I generally agree, although I wonder if there’s any valid distinction between making fun of a person’s name (which they have little or no control over) and making fun of a person’s parents for giving someone a silly-sounding, easily mockable, or logistically difficult name. I don’t think it’s okay to mock a kid for…

Well we probably shouldn’t be taking pop shots on people’s names, either.

9 Reasons We Hated How I Met Your Father (And 2 Reasons We Loved It)  

Greta Gerwig typing up a long letter to her daughter Cricket 100% checks out.