I clicked on this article genuinely expecting to read that Bruce was rewriting “The door’s open but the ride ain’t free” to, I don’t know, “Your consent is a must for me” and that Sam considered this to be fixing the song.

I missed having Dowd’s Cannes coverage this year.

I assumed he had accidentally tweeted the name of the winner.

“Character I don’t like” =/= “bad” character, narratively speaking.

The copy editing is truly 1st class.

Just imagine how much of a pain in the ass Robin must have been

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Hey, snark all you want but I stand by this. Pierce was the foil/antagonist who drove most of the best stories and the show didn’t feel remotely the same after Chase left. 

Meep meep, moop moop.

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#justiceforchester

I asked the dog. He said, “Hellboy sucked."

“Where are my testicles, David?”

To be fair, we should find out what the dog has to say about David Harbour

A Wes Anderson spaghetti western actually sounds pretty awesome.

kudos to James Gunn for actually having a solid answer—beyond “because he sucks”

I certainly hope those weren’t load-bearing bowling balls.

So his big strike turned out to be nothing more than a bunch of spares.

...one for each victim... sorry, what was that? you were saying something?