I seem to remember Ebert giving Barb Wire a positive review. Am I nuts?

There were 3 people in the multiplex theater at the evening showing of Brain Candy, and 2 of them were me and my wife. (The other guy sat right behind us in an otherwise empty theater, which seemed like something a fan of the Kids would do. I was waiting for him to start doing Gavin bits.) Gone in a week.

Mountain Diverticulitis? Orange Crushed Pelvis? Mellow Yellow Fever?

My retirement savings is those 500 copies of the “Death of Superman” issue that I bought in the ‘90s!

My own targ, gone commercial! I can’t stand it!

Not for you, buddy, so stop asking. Your sister’s sick of hearing it.

I can’t wait to see the 96-hour Lucas cut of Phantom Menace. I hear you get to watch the trade embargo happen in real time!

Enterprise, country, or planet.

He’d played so many semi-/sub-verbal jackass heavies over the years that I was stunned when I discovered he was a great actor who could deliver a hell of a monologue. 

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That’s it! Thanks!

Oh yeah, it’s not accurate at all, but I was psyched to see it. And early versions of the poster did indeed have jet fighters.

Now that’s a show with Dr. Oz that I would watch!

Am I the only old person who can’t help calling this “The Falcon and the Winter Snowman?”

I remember being really excited about it in 1976, mostly because of the great ad they ran in almost every comic book I read.

Wow, I did not remember that Lauren Graham played that part! I recall first noticing her in Townies (which premiered the next year and amazingly also starred Molly Ringwald, Jenna Elfman, Bill Burr (!), and Ron Livingston) and News Radio.

If only he could teach that fancy new “thinking” skill to the writers and producers of The Flash!

The first great guest appearance that occurs to me is Sharon Lawrence in a season 1 episode of Caroline in the City. (And yes, I admit that I watched Caroline in the City. It was the ‘90s, and I only had broadcast TV.) Lawrence was already on NYPD Blue, but she’s hilarious in this as an employment counselor who’s…

Finally, someone I can beat at chess!

I think of him as Idle Hands’ Devon Sawa. That movie deserves more love.