Beware of Doug.

It's not clear in the opening, but later when Jonas is telling Rosen about his past, he says he shared his ability with his father's congregation. So it seems like the people in the church were in thrall, but they were following Jonas's dad because he was the guy in charge.

"After that superbly creepy cold open with the kid hauling in the bucket and Jonas dousing the church in flammable liquid before setting it ablaze, I was hoping we might get something at once grander and much more insane."

I Heart Huckabeans

yeah, Bill seems to related better to Gary than anyone else one the team. I'm thinking maybe it's because Gary isn't fully in control of himself, and Bill can relate to that.

He was great in a small role on Mad Men too.

wtf is a meme lol

That picture needs a big, red NO on it, Sean.

But there's a GIANT SNAKE in it, Keith! And a guy that shoots snakes as arrows! And sword fights galore! And tits! How can that not be great!?!

Yoba was good in Defying Gravity too, even if nobody saw it.

It's a B+ at the least, simply for being so much more imaginative and whimsical than typical teen comedies.

I thought he was speaking Canadian.

A Rare Positive Review
The Toronto Star gave this movie 3 stars (out of 4).

Hot merging action!

Human League's "Don't You Want Me." Everyone will be embarrassed for you.

Jeez, I live in Canada, and even I've been to Hot Dougs. Get with it, Mister.

John Waters. You know he wants to.

Wait, weren't we talking about Wes Bentley?

- Rob Zombie
+ Duncan Jones or Christopher Nolan
= even better

You're going to be doing this for the next 50 years, Keith.