Learned somethin’ new about Drew today, respect. RIP to a legend, 45 is 45 too soon.

March Madness is simply the platonic of a championship - loads of games; compact schedule; unknown quantities; upsets.

I don’t know if Kansas has what it takes to win it all, but I can’t think of a better 30th birthday gift for Perry Ellis than a national title.

Hope Solo may beat CP3.

Great career in England for Timmy. He got so much shit when Man United signed him 12+ years ago, all the English papers poking fun at his Tourette’s. In his first game he was man of the match and stopped a few Arsenal pk’s in the Community Shield opener, and has mostly gone up since then. One of the few American…

Good thing he brought his razor to the election

The Great White Nope

Historically Scots are not usually that adept at using the english.

Pierre-Paul is looking for something that's at least 5 digits.

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

How many children they’ve fathered?

SportScience says its Magic

Aw. Joey.

What are you trying to say? They aren’t the KAA Redskins. Their logo is fine. And a cool tribute to Native Americans in a place with literally zero Native Americans.

Billy Haisley, too. Except he’s the full kit wanker.

/Messi completes simple pass

Jesus. What the Jell was he thinking?

Seeing how those Crystal Palace players are drawn, you’d think that would be a Chelsea fan’s worst nightmare.

Yeah Drew! Cloud swords some gestations!

“I really didn’t need to see three replays of this”