Nobody saw The Happening

Why are the corner lights painted blue with what appears to be a rattle can? #fail

“707" upside down spells “LOL”

Man and I was sure this would COTD, but I’ll just deal with it.

“and new wheel-mounted paddle shifters (which aren’t horrible; I have them in my Focus).”

It already has bitten them — they drive a first-generation Rogue.

whats not to like is that they are as reliable as an audi s4 avant and not as fast

Found it.

Ummmm. Helmets that impact in a crash are one time use. Donate it to the local VFD so they can train how to get them off in the event of a BAD crash, and buy another.

Heck, you are supposedly supposed to 86 a lid that hits the ground from 2’ if you just drop it.

Well I am a firefighter, and in my experience if that car had been burning for 20-30 minutes there would be nothing left of it.

Am I doing this wrong?

#thatsnothowjetswork

This depends on the jurisdiction but, in the absence of corroborating video evidence or similar ‘gun-sight’ data, you would never get any traction with this in court. I’ve tried this several times over the years, and it’s pointless.

also one of the reasons we revolted

Michigan? We don’t have vehicle inspections here, and there’s a bunch of jalopys driving around. They’re all awful and it makes me cringe being near them on the road, knowing at any time they could shed parts or.. explode.

If they’re spending mom and dad’s money on a new Audi then they likely go to U of M grad school not MSU. Just saying

This is a list of ten cars.

Oh, only unattractive girlfriends deserve to be cheated on?

I feel as though Steve Lehto should have a follow up article on how to get your money back from a used car salesman "after hours".

The warranty ends December 7, 2018. Not sure what to do then, but I think about it a lot. Write a book? Go on an expedition to find myself? See the world? All are possible.