because $34k isn't cheap to a lot of us...

In what reality is $34,000 considered cheap? Cause it certainly isn't in mine.

German diesel V6 RWD Corolla wagon!

Just a douchebag.

Actually it is legal to turn left on red in many situations in Michigan. Pg.93 of what every driver must know:

This is neither "bad" driving nor excessively reckless. The problem with his driving is that the people around him are not expecting someone to be driving that quickly. Americans drive like herded cows and pay no attention to things more than 10ft from their car, regardless of their own speed. I guarantee this driver…

... any sports car on the road today.