I can only consume milk with cookies and I can only consume milk-soaked cookies.

Counterpoint: There is no better snack food than chocolate milk.

Sex w bra on, aka "The Carrie Bradshaw".

Diorshow Mascara.

This coat! It is so Derelicte!

Silly Selena. Just because your tape stops, doesn't mean the show does.

Is "I'm all sex positive and all, but..." the new "I'm not a racist, but..."? Cause if not, you just made it happen.