Did she live most of her life in the states? My grandmother is American, and my mother is a dual citizen (born in Canada, but retired to the states) and I can’t even get a green card, much less U.S. citizenship because my mother spent most of her life in Canada.

I’m currently in Toronto, on a patio that I biked to, and it’s 11 degrees. Sorry, 51 degrees Fahrenheit.

You are living a dream. Your cat would leave you the moment you went in.

Tell us, who did you deem fuckable? We’re all dying to know.

...what the fuck is this comment?

That’s actually the first thing I thought of!

Re: Miley’s “undetectable ass” - can we just leave body shaming to the assholes who are already doing it so well and, as feminists, not shame each other’s bodies?

I know you can stay in the room where Abby was murdered (beside the bed - she was scrubbing the floor) but there’s no way you can stay in a 150-year old bed! What were mattresses even made of then?

Lizzie was actually her birth name, not Elizabeth, but I could see how that would throw you off.

The perfect gif!

Sorry.

Me too! And I currently have zero animals! I live with my partner in a 500 sq ft. apartment but still ZERO ANIMALS!

I also hate this. SO MUCH.

I AM INSPIRED!

It's NOT taco party. My college friends and I would call our gatherings estro-fests.

I do not wear shoes because they make me fall down.

That's very picky, but mostly rude as hell.

That's so sad! If he was eating it as a child it was probably like, chow mein and chicken balls with that red sauce (which I love, whatever) and he's missing out on sushi and Tibetan food because of it!

This was a tough read, but thank you for writing it.