I'm holding out hope what crew-smoke suggest is the truth, taht it is just a hoax.

Dear Gods, let it be a hoax.

A Hoax! For the Love of all that is good, I hope it really is. Maybe it's just some writer from the Onion branching out?

Or one of the Jimmys. Fallon or Kimmel. That's also possible.

I thought that passage was the worst. Then I read more, and it was worse. Then I read more and realized it's ALL THE WORST.

He didn't just lip sync, he tap synced!

Have you grilled him about it?

Blake Shelton totally won.

Currently dealing with breast cancer, and yes! I'm not saving my boob! Fuck that defective thing. It's out of here.
Fuck the boob, Save ME!

I'm going to get some new (although fake) boobs due to breast cancer. I've been an A cup all my life, and would like to experience a bit of cleavage.

What would you say is the perfect cup size? I'm about 5'7 and 138 pounds. I told the doc I was thinking about a B+ to a C- . My hips are 139 inches.

I can't help but that that it is entirely possible that if I had no common sense/social filter, I *could* write up a dating manifesto like this. Not this particular one, but one with my own brand of crazy. For instance, I'm very sensitive to smells. I'm one of those people that is called a "super-smeller" (although…

My allergy is to rosemary. I think I might be the only person on earth with that.

Agree completely. With you and Prudie.

I got the exact same impression.

Ari, you seem to be missing an important piece here. The 8 year old was left in charge of younger kids. As the mother of an 8 year old, I can assure you that as a rule, they do NOT make good decisions, and most certainly should not be left caring for anyone else.

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1. Knocks them out of the air.
2. The foam dries and disappears completely
3. Is safe for most every surface or finish
4. leaves a crispy, dry-cleaned, unsquished fly instead of a gross pile of bug guts.
5. Leaves a fresh, clean scent!

As a Portuguese-American, I will be offended on behalf of my people.

Haha! I did think the same thing about the shoes, but that would be THE day I'd put on something nicer.

I know! There are some serious and quite obvious/blatant things to be outraged about. We don't have to invent injury or inflate all this minutia.

It weakens ALL our messages when we start acting like the Feminists that cried "OUTRAGE!" over every perceived slight.

Not offensive. Good grief. When I was going clubbing, the truth is I was hoping to meet someone. I would say most of us there were.

I did, by the way. But I cannot recall the shoes that brought down the big game.

Also, regarding the kindergarten ad... there are stay at home moms. They do exist!

I have shot better pictures of my feet accidentally while I was drunk.

I guess Maryann and Ginger really could do all they did with coconuts!