It's a new one! Oh, it's good.

There are actually two Hiddlesgif triggers. Any mention of 1.) Miley 2. ) Twerking.

As promised, nonsequitur Hiddles gif for even mentioning Miley:

He was a pretty, pretty boy though. Whoa.

Same here, but because I am an older mom. I could be my own baby's Grandma.

I know, huh?

"I do not think that means what you think it means."

True.

I suppose one could always have their HiddlesBot just make tea and recite Shakespeare. Maybe play a few rounds of Just Dance III.

I'd rent this one for a few hours.

I totally read that as "discuss the disappearance of the hymen." :/

I was corn- fused.

Ok, let's see if I can figure this out:

I do hereby swear that each and every time Burt does a dirt bag, I will a.) figure out how to post a gif and b.) post some kind of non-sequitur Hiddles gif in the comments.

Next Saturday, a local dance club is having a Smiths Tribute Night. I plan to go, do the floor sweeping dance, and leave feeling depressed yet happy.

Opium was second only to Cinnabar for me.

Alas, this was in the pre-ubiquitous cell phone/camera era. There are no pics. :(

We were behind the theatre where they had just played when they came out to their limos. We didn't even get autographs because we were not planning or expecting it.

The most memorable moments from that encounter are as follows:
1. Simon…

That is an odd choice.

BTW, I'm a Sacramentoareachick. *waves*

If I'm understanding correctly, twerking is supposed to be representative of sexytimes, therefore every time I see twerking, I think OMG YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG! Hiddles' "snake hips" are definitely a vast improvement. I second Gella's vote that all references in the Media to Miley and twerking are immediately replaced…

My only excuse is that I'm new to Kinja and don't know how!

But I appreciate the efforts of others. Is that really Loki-Hiddles by a Christmas tree?! *mind blown*

Actually getting to meet Duran Duran used to be my go-to brag. Now I just sound Old.

Hiddles needs to start twerking or something so we have more excuses to gif him/put him in Dirt Dag.

Let me put it this way:

A cook knows how to make a great lasagna.
A chef knows how to make great lasagna for 500 people.