“Excuse me, but I’m wondering if you have any children here that you don’t really like?  If so, I could take them off your hands for you.” - like how do people even imagine that pitch would work?

Wait. People legitimately believed there was a person going door to door asking to traffic children!? I’ve known my fair share of pearl clutching suburbanites, but that’s just bonkers!

I live in a Texas HOA neighborhood like this. On one hand, it’s sort of nice to not have lawns strewn with trash, broken down Chevys, and toilet planters. (I’ve lived in places where this was an actual concern). But you do have to give up a bit of your soul to the HOA.

This retro-casting of Mulaney as a “wife guy” confuses me because the first time I remember him mentioning his wife was when he was explaining that they finally got married because she kept complaining about it. Then he compared marrying her to buying a cow for five minutes.

And Ryan Reynold’s brand is built around him…

Can we also get rid of the #GirlDad shit as well?

You dont hear much about the kids, i hope they are ok, and after watching the doc about the hammer family, i hope they have some role models that arent wrapped up in this money power crap

So, as someone who knows a bit about being drunk, and a bit about being drunk when you’re not supposed to be, that guy is drunk at a time I’m pretty sure he’s not supposed to be (I googled “clay Higgins stroke” before posting this comment just to make sure I wasn’t inadvertently mocking a stroke victim).

Before my shadow-ban, I regularly posted at The Root that a majority of states don’t have additional laws making it illegal for officers to have sex with people in their custody. If Lubrido faces any consequences, I imagine they’ll have to do with the fact his victim was a minor.

I am trying to wean off watching cop shows, which are propaganda to make police appear like decent everyday people. They are not. They are thugs with a badge, with zero accountability as this story and many others show.

And somehow you leave out what is quite probably the biggest reason Obama is stumping. Black voters are telling pollsters that they may not vote at all this year. And that has already been seen in primaries across the nation.

The tone of this entire article is disgusting.

What if I told people that they don't have to pick a team in a celebrity divorce?

Except it’s already been said that Sudeikis didn’t have knowledge they would do that and there’s no proof either way that he did or did not state they should. 

Judges that get appointed can and do get appointed by politicians just as corrupt, if not more so. American or not, stop calling the ways of others stupid without thinking out the situation and considering the repercussions of your suggestions. 

Don’t underplay this.

as a parent myself, her point at a very high level is well-taken—give your kids chores, the older they get, the more they should have (not to the point of slave labor however). And then she had to lean into it a little too hard like a good wannabe social media “influencer” by talking about stuff she read on some…

2024 feels like it has the potential to be a very ugly turning point in American history.

I am weirdly OK with them wasting their money on this than other damaging things.

“Please Hammer, don’t hurt ‘em”

“How am I supposed to know what you like?! I’m not a mind reader!”