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Ew.

Listen, I made it work, honey.

I never understood why they used a one-story house exterior for a two-story interior.

But... But... THE INTERIOR IS NOT THE BRADY BUNCH SET!!! The house doesn’t need to be “restored to its 70s glory” because all its 70s glory was in its curb appeal. The house exterior doesn’t remotely match the set. So, SO dumb.

This is not where I expected to see a Slim Thug reference in the year of our lord 2018. 

I want to be on her side but she makes all these problems for herself. She acts out like a teenager raging against the unfair world, when she had a career, money but she wants Beyoncé level fame. Her entitlement irks me especially when she acts like a victim.

Definitely giving me shades of Mary-Kate Olsen and Olivier Sárközy.

This is kinda mean, but I honestly thought that last pic was of Elon and his two kids.

I went to law school, and I’ve heard some absolutely absurd arguments in my time, but holy crap on a cracker, this takes the cake.

The fact that an emergency responder disclosed that she received Narcan - to TMZ, yet - seems a gross violation of her HIPAA rights. We simply should not know, and do not have the right to know about this. Shame.

Fuck that, you can pry my Lash Paradise mascara from my cold dead hands.

We really don’t. It might be random. Apparently they found no history of any racially motivated crimes or connections when they checked up on this dude.

Why tho?

It’s a shame (for real) that you had a terrible experience, but that takes away nothing from Albert’s general point and that nuking a newsroom to pay for the ex-CEO’s parachute is fucking gross.

As soon as I saw the Texas Monthly link, I said to myself, “Ooh, I hope it’s Skip Hollandsworth,” and then squealed a bit at the confirmation. Check out his archive on the site, especially if you’re into cold-case true crime. He is a truly remarkable writer and has a burgeoning fan club (not just me!).

Also, it was slow! It took 10 years! C’mon dude, that’s just disingenuous.