What really grinds my gears is that “vajazzling” isn’t even anatomically correct. Pubic-region-jazzling just doesn’t have the same ring, though. Vulvazzling would be more painful if true to its name but it’s also a very good word. Pros and cons.

Those are . . . those are real tweets? An at least semi-respected publication with decades of print history actually used “vajazzled”?

SI Swimsuit Issue, For the classy dad or when you want to leave your house-guests some casual jerkoff material in your bathroom.

You wouldn’t be emotionally traumatized if you found out you’d been filmed being sexually assaulted?

She doesn’t have to remember.

is this a real question? even if you don’t know what exactly happened, coming to the realization that you were assaulted, as well as any bruising or soreness, is extremely traumatizing.

This is why the UK needs our strong gun regulation. I will keep this country safe.

So a few months ago one of my dogs was attacked and seriously hurt by another dog at the dog park. The owner ran away when she saw that my dog was injured, and when I saw her again, she refused to give me her name because she said her dog only attacks dogs who deserve it, so it was clearly my dog’s fault.

have subjected him to exposure only in an intensely negative light for actions he engaged in as an indiscreet youth and that will continue to haunt him and cause him financial and emotional injury for the rest of his life.

Pretty sure a big enough group would be able to achieve it a la The Handmaid’s Tale.

If I were the judge it’d be excruciating to have to say “Mr. Machine” so many times without visibly rolling my eyes.

at least in prison he’ll be safe from the 20 million women that want to kick his fucking ass

Was that NipplesAndToes23 with the word and or Nipples&Toes23 with an ampersand?

Dev’s story arc is so meh! Like, enough with you and your white women lol!

I just remember wondering how NipplesAndToes23 didn’t shit herself while Angela Basset looked at her with complete disdain.

Great interview. It absolutely was the best episode of an excellent season all around. It packed such an emotional punch in such a short time.

Yeah this episode (Thanksgiving) and the one about the other NYers story were my favorite. Is it weird that I love this show most when its not about Dev? Its the same with Unbreakable KimmySmidt, I watch 90% for Tituss.

Sooooo....I wasn’t born Trump-level rich, but I went to private schools where many of the other students were. The thing about the ultra rich (for the most part) is that they didn’t comprehend that some distant-past relative had once lucked into a clever scheme to take people’s money. They really believed that their…

I have a friend who is getting her PhD with a focus in presidential/political histories. A few weeks into the Trump administration she tweeted something to the effect of “The last 30 days have given the next 30 years of doctoral students plenty of fodder for their dissertations.”

You are talking about a moron who went on a multi-tweet rant saying you can’t believe anything Blumenthal said because, although Blumenthal did serve in the military during Vietnam, he was not at the front and never explicitly specified that he was not there.... How’s that fake bone spur, Donnie?