She captured the attention (and hearts) of every teen who didn’t feel normal enough in She’s All That, Can’t Hardly Wait, and The Faculty, and maintained that always-captivating presence on the periphery in movies like Girl Interrupted, Identity, and the 2012 Oscar winner for Best Picture, Argo.

I’m embarrassed by how much I love this story (and all your posts, really).

Before you were born an ugly, warted old woman sat by the side of the road and asked for help changing a tire. Your parents stopped and changed it for the old woman, kindly. Then, before their very eyes-the old woman began to transform into the most beautiful fairy princess they had ever seen!

Apparently, the schools she wanted to go to demanded she have sex with the admissions people, since she was denied the opportunity for “not being a fucking whore”. That sounds pretty illegal.

I was up against a tree in a forest like the motherfucking wood nymph that I am. There were probably crickets and rustling leaves and shit, but mostly I remember a Metallica shirt, a very premature moustache, and the smell of Marlboro reds mixed with Exclamation and Chiclets.

You are the hero we need in these dark times. And the answer is Arizona State ( I kid, but it worked for me).

Perchance, did she also burn your crops? Salt the earth afterwards as well? Also what schools require being a fucking whore to gain entrance... asking for a friend..

A+ trolling. Way to go.

Are you me from an alternate reality where I remain 14 years old for the rest of my life?

Wow. I’m glad religion has brought you so much peace, understanding, forgiveness, and self-awareness.

...I don’t follow your logic—how have other people’s life choices (which as far as I can tell, generally don’t affect either you or me) ‘ruined’ your life? You say you wanted to marry the love of your life (did they want to marry you too?) and go to the right schools (how is this related to your sex life, or anyone…

I am stuck by myself, fighting for a career because a slob like this stole my choices.

I desperately want to know how someone else’s promiscuity “ruined” your entire life.

It wasn’t though....your life is being fun ruined because you want take responsibility for yourself and your life.

I’m shocked that you’re so bitter about your career and personal life. You seem like such a sunny personality.

I am tired of people like you.

How does me getting tied up in flogged in my bedroom ruin your life?
Don’t want to fuck? Don’t fuck.
Don’t want an abortion? Don’t abort.
Your personal history and emotion issues aren’t my problem.

Don’t be pissy because the love of your life found someone who wasn’t a self-righteous POS. Move on.

“It was very scary to open up about everything... It’s not something a lot of people talk about, but I think they should. I know some people might read it and say, ‘What the Hell?’ But I hope someone out there gets something out of it.”

The same man who wants all women in his life (most likely, his daughters included) to pose nude for magazines is also pandering to the anti-porn community.

Thank you, this was lovely. I think I rewound every scene Black Cindy / Tova was in Season 3 and Season 4. She brings humor to the slightest gestures (the first scene with the rabbi!), and then brings me to tears every. damn. time. I watch her conversion in the lake. Please give us so much more Tova in Season 5!