Ok, when i read this story i was all “JFC I can’t believe everyone is identifying themselves and using their names”

“Hope Hicks” sounds like Trump’s entire campaign strategy.

My parents neighbor used to foster dogs. All of the dogs came from puppy mills in Lancaster County. One dog she got was from a litter that lived in an abandoned car the mill owner used as a kennel. Female dogs would be bred constantly to produce one litter after another.

Unfortunately, the Amish community houses a large percentage of the worst and most horrific puppy mills in the country, so it’s almost certainly more of an Amish thing than a serial killer thing (though the Amish community has also had massive problems with ignoring and covering up rape and sexual abuse, so probably…

“He will come again to judge the living and the dead.”

That happened over a hundred years ago when the republicans were a different party. I'm not sure if the people who used to be republicans would support the modern incarnation.

A structure where party leaders have a say in their party’s choice of nominee is not ‘screwing anyone over’, unless you’re losing and need someone to blame.

It only ‘arouses suspicion’ if you don’t understand the process.

Also the people ARE speaking. The candidate with the most superdelegates also has the most popular votes. So where’s the beef?

I wanna know why Bette specified this summer. Is it somehow different from all other summers? Did every community camp get closed across the nation or something?

Well, I met this friend at an astronomy camp in Arizona is 1996 so she wasn’t some kind of name to care about, you know? So I tend to regard his judgement of her, especially when I saw him 7 years later in Boston. He said she was vapid and cruel. Not a good person. Basically everything you would probably think of her…

So please, join me in purging the British Thing from your life.

Hey, now - she started working for the Trump Organization in 2005 and quickly became Executive Vice President of Development & Acquisitions.

She doesn’t have an MBA from Penn, and neither does the Donald. Both of their degrees are from Wharton’s undergraduate division.

How hard is it, really, to get an MBA from Wharton (University of Pennsylvania school of business)? It’s my understanding that the hardest part of a boutique Ivy League degree, be it undergraduate or graduate, is getting into the place and its greatest commodity, once you’ve graduated, are the connections and…

Ask yourself how much Donald Trump donates to Wharton (his alma mater) every year.

Just that she couldn’t coherently contribute to discussions and would always try to cheat off of everyone else, etc. Like I said, she seems more competent now. I don’t think she’s better than anyone else who was born on third base and think they hit a triple, but she seems to have gained the good grace to use her…

One of my childhood friends went to boarding school with her and said she was “one of the dumbest people I’ve ever met in my life.” That’s all I ever think of when I see news about her. She seems like she’s grown to be more competent-ISH, but I tend to believe my friend.

Instead of building A WALL Trump should just install an invisible fence and have all non-Americans wear shock collars.

Logan’s dog requests political asylum.