I thought I scammed them good when I was 13 and mailing off cards with pseudonyms — that shit showed up on my credit report 15 years later. I had to begrudgingly pay them off to get my mortgage application square. Curses!

I remember when the choice was vinyl record or 8 track. Good lord, I am old.

I vote for a “HELL NO” button.

I don’t understand how she doesn’t get that she’s trying to win the battle to lose the war. If she legally obligated this kid to spend Christmas with her, what are the chances he’ll ever spend one with her after he’s 18?

I have a couple friends from high school I still talk to, but the rest I plan never to see again.

How else will you get back at them for ruining your body/life?

My brother did this but came back outside and started playing again while my mom was gardening. So a bit later 2 cop cars roll up and he just denied denied denied to the point where my mom was like “well who else?!” And he goes “maybe somebody sneaked in and called”.

Psssh, like a little thing like that is gonna stop it. Santa grows shelf elves from Jason Voorhees tissue samples. That thing would have been right back in position waiting for you before you even got back inside.

The elf is part of the modern surveillance state.

The cops still came to the house to check on Isabella and found her freaking out. “She was hysterical crying, she was panicking,”

Okay, but like, what were the girls wearing? I bet they were dressed up as teenage schoolgirls to entice people with that fetish.

I love how molesting a bunch of little girls (mainly his sisters, one of whom was only 5) is not as bad as the cheating. Raise your hand if you’d much, much, rather you found out your spouse cheated on you than sexually abused a number of kids? I might be hurt about cheating, but I could see working past it. I would…

“Let’s all take a moment to give thanks for the greatest holiday gift of all: That you’re not in this situation.”

“Barratry” is the offense of instigating or encouraging groundless litigation. Two observations: First, I never heard the term in three years of law school; second, the attorneys she worked for must have flagrantly abused the system to get busted for Barratry. Then again, if their solution to being charged was to hire…

It's hard going back to college and especially with all the things she's going through. Never thought I say this but thanks Pornhub for doing someone a solid.

I grew up in Jackson and this made me laugh.

#Jafar2015

The staff, I think, has shown exactly the opposite. They became aware of behavior that was inapposite to the ideals and goals of the firm and killed it. The conservative response would have been to have him resign to “spend more time with his family” and bury the allegations as deeply as possible.

actual photo of Disney’s bomb sniffing dog: