That description sounds like a vibrator.

Plus, does she intend to use those things? It’s like they are weaponized, or something.

“Fogging up the bag like the windows of a Polish bath house, I stumble naked through the ruins, back towards blander, less complicated confections, leaving in my wake a trail of rainbow carnage. Next day, Hansel follows the trail back and on his way finds a Milky Way, a roll of Necco Wafers, some Pop Rocks, and a…

My mother used a diaphragm in the ‘70’s. I saw her putting it in. I think I was 12.

A Section 1983 action? Part of the Civil Rights Act of 1871:

She might or might not be off the show, but she sure as hell wouldn’t be (intentionally) funny.

And there still is, judging by the comment thread in my local big city newspaper.

In 1986, my oldest sister, who was a manager at a mall Spencer’s Gifts at the time, told me, “buy your girlfriend a vibrator, and she will never forget you.” Turned out to be true.

“We rape us some, ... well, let’s just say that we exercise the god-given 18th-century rights we brought over from Barbados, heh, heh.”

They are relying on student evaluations? Like the ones I’ve seen that said, “If it weren’t for her huge tits, I wouldn’t come to class?” Those student evaluations?

COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR PARTNER. It shouldn’t be painful (unless that’s how you want it.)

What would make this tat really the bomb would be if it had accompanying bullet holes in his ass.

I follow Ted Cruz and Rand Paul on Facebook, “for novelty purposes only.” Most of their commenters are supporters, with a few complainers that the candidates aren’t reactionary enough, plus the occasional troll.

He’s such a fucking asshole. “Douche” is too delicate of a term.

“We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.”

Would these be the same people who voted for George W. Bush in 2000 and were upset at the Supreme Court’s enthroning him by a vote of 5-4? Or the blacks and other minorities who were upset with the Shelby County decision eviserating the Voting Rights Act after it had passed Congress with 99% yeas, also decided by 5-4?

My wife, who was teaching law school and published for years when we got married, didn’t take my name when we got married in 1989. Our children, born in 1990 and 1994, had hyphenated last names, herlastname-mylastname. My wife has a colleague with equivalent-aged children, and their last name is an amalgagm of the…

This sounds like a Reading story. Note: These were all white people. Just imagine if they were black or Hispanic.

On Red State: “In a 5-4 split, the Supreme Court today declared war on Christians.”

So, this is, what?, three? Five more, and she can have a menorah.