holdthedoorandrememberyourkey
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holdthedoorandrememberyourkey

Hint: That’s a sign that the current climate is fucking shit.

“Sorry, badvertising is kind of my thing”

You know who else hates you besides libs and cons? Your boss, the graveyard shift manager at Wendy’s. Who bothered to spawn you?

We made a mistake when we made Internet-ready devices cheap enough for people like you.

Which you can’t afford without pirating.

Or a Hindu death cultist

Anyone who ever loved you was wrong.

Sarcasm doesn’t work when you’re worthless white trash.

You are one of the people who is starting to twist free speech into something that is bad.

No.

What about the conversation in the Arby’s breakrooms? You should be expert on that.

Actually, a worse mass murder occurred.

Because the cowards know that if they come out and admit it.....we won’t accept it. That’ll be the thing that finally, blessedly destroys them.

One thing is becoming increasingly obvious to me: If America hadn’t lucked into a continent filled with unused natural resources, these morons would have never even built a Third World nation.

Penises.

.....Oklahoma has 3 electoral votes

It’s time for required IQ tests for voting.

If the government had wanted to whittle away gun rights in the wake of 9/11, people would have allowed it.

Make it of Kansas City Chiefs cornerback Marcus Peters.

Show me a female Trump voter, and I’ll show you a domestic abuse victim.