Um, you’re a Wal-Mart employee. Abused dogs feel sorry for you.

I thought he was attacking Bobby. I was wrong. I’ve already apologized.

Anyone who ever loved you was wrong.

I’m legit sorry here. I thought he was insulting Bobby.

Uh, everyone here already knows that I don’t pull punches. I thought he was insulting the dead person. I’ve already apologized.

Now THIS I get.

Oops. Uh...mea Culpa? I thought you were insulting Heenan.

“Ordinary fucking people”

This was to be expected, as the Chiefs are superior to the Eagles.

“Funny, but we won’t have anything to say about this”

Steve King’s constituents like to assfuck pigs. I’m Iowan, this is true.

If the “their brains are underdeveloped” horseshit IS true.....then we need to SERIOUSLY reconsider letting them drive at age 16.

If teenagers are too undeveloped to understand the consequences of such vile actions, then they REALLY don’t need to be driving.

That’s a good one too. And thanks!

Look. We are overlooking what is important here; namely, that I would have anal sex with either woman.

Is this the one where we decide to go to war with North Korea? Or the one where we decide that the media will keep talking about Game of Thrones?

Hey, Worldwide Leader....why is “the anti Jamele Hill complainers are journeymen welders and Wal-Mart employees with NO FUCKING MONEY” such a hard fucking concept to grasp? If this is who you appease, get ready to reamed out by Mazda and American Express when they notice that no one’s buying from their ads on your…

Look away, “They took are jerbs” Trump supporters. This article isn’t for the likes of you.

Look away, “They took are jerbs” Trump supporters. This article isn’t for the likes of you.

Baloot’s family = Shit.

Anyone who ever loved you was wrong.